THE RULES, ON YOUR WALL
Two dozen prints of the unwritten 90s, finally written down: the house rules, the how-tos for rituals that no longer exist, the paperwork the decade left behind — and the 1996 versions of everything your feed is doing now. Premium matte paper, three sizes, $25–$45.
The 90s Summer Kid Rules — Print Poster
The unwritten code of a 90s childhood, finally written down. Twelve rules — “Be home when the streetlights come on,” “You drink from the hose,” “The trampoline does not have a net” — in a vintage rules-sign design with retro Memphis accents.
Premium matte paper. Effective June through August. As ratified by the neighborhood, 1996.
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FRAMED PRINTS
The favorites, in a slim wood frame with shatterproof acrylic — ready to hang, gift-ready. Black or white, two sizes, from $95.
The 90s Summer Kid Rules — Framed
The flagship, in a slim black or white wood frame with shatterproof acrylic. Arrives ready to hang.
Certificate of Survival — Framed
A certificate belongs in a frame. The ultimate "award it to yourself" gift — or to the 90s kid who earned it.
The 90s Mixtape Rules — Framed
Near-black liner-note design that punches behind glass. The Father's Day gift, gift-ready.
THE BEFORE SERIES
Everything viral in 2026 existed in 1996. It just had a landline.
THE RULES SERIES
The unwritten law of every room of a 90s childhood, codified.
The 90s Mixtape Rules
"Hover over record. The DJ will not warn you." For the dad with a shoebox of tapes.
The 90s Block Party Rules
"One dad runs the grill. The grill is not a democracy." The streetlight rule is suspended — tonight only.
The 90s Pantry Rules
"Fruit snacks are fruit. Case closed." The cabinet was unsupervised. That was the point.
The 90s Classroom House Rules
"Book fair day is a national holiday." Chalkboard green, laminated for a reason.
The 90s Arcade Rules
"A quarter on the screen means next game. It is binding." Arcade-carpet neon.
The 90s Sleepover Rules
"First asleep gets the warm-water hand. Allegedly." In effect Friday and Saturday nights.
The 90s Road Trip Rules
"The invisible line down the middle seat is a national border." ETA: when we get there.
THE HOW-TO SERIES
Instructions for rituals that no longer exist.
How to Rent a Movie, 1996
"The new releases are out. They are always out." Runtime: one Friday night.
How to Call a Friend, 1995
"A parent will answer. This is certain." The please is load-bearing.
How to Tape a Song Off the Radio, 1993
"Finger on record. Do not leave the room." The first ten seconds will be missing.
How to Set the VCR Clock, 1992
"12:00 is also an acceptable lifestyle." In honest VCR-display green.
How to Use a Pay Phone, 1994
"Find a quarter. This is the whole skill." Local calls: 25 cents.
How to Pass a Note, 1997
"Fold it into the triangle. The triangle is law." Destroy after reading.
THE ARTIFACTS
Paperwork recovered from the era. Authenticity not guaranteed; accuracy absolute.
The 90s Kid Report Card
"Saying 'I'm bored' — F — repeated offense." Promoted, reluctantly. Signed by an older sibling.
NOTICE: Unsupervised Children
Official safety signage. "This is normal. Do not intervene."
Mom's Note, Taped to the Fridge, 1994
"Do NOT open the door for anyone. Back by 9. Love, Mom. P.S. One snack. I counted."
The 90s Sleepover Menu
"Blue drink. It was blue. That was the flavor." Price: one sleeping-bag spot.
Certificate of Survival, 1990–1999
Lawn darts. Metal slides in July. No adult supervision was present. Award it to yourself.
The Babysitter Instructions, 1994
"Bedtime is 8:30. They will say it's 10. It is 8:30." P.S. Count the sodas.
Saturday Morning Schedule, Fall 1995
"6:00 — Static. You're early. Hold your position." No recording. No pausing. No mercy.
THE FRIDGE MAGNETS
One line, where it belongs — on the fridge. Three sizes, from $7.
The Streetlight Rule — Fridge Magnet
"Be home when the streetlights come on." The one law of every 90s summer, now holding up the grocery list.
Every poster ships rolled in a rigid protective tube and arrives flat-rollable, edge-to-edge print with no hardware, holes, or hanging strings — ready for any standard frame.
All posters: premium matte paper, 11"×17" / 18"×24" / 24"×36", $25–$45. Checkout handled securely by our print partner.